Court of Temporary Custody · Pending Next Fixture · 39

Court of Temporary Custody

Eight nations. One teal-haired minor. Only one wins custody — pending the next fixture.

In the matter of — what this is

The World Cup keeps deciding who gets to keep Hatsune Miku, and the redraw relay keeps her moving nation to nation after every whistle. Tap a contender, get an Official Custody Transfer certificate — court seal, case number, a straight-faced ruling, and her in that nation’s kit. Screenshot it. Repost it. She was made to be reinterpreted.

Exhibits on file

Hatsune Miku redrawn in the Norway World Cup kit — 🇳🇴 NorwayVerdict: not the axes 💀

Hatsune Miku redrawn in the England World Cup kit — 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 EnglandRuling: “Objections from British parties are noted and dismissed.”

Hatsune Miku redrawn in the Argentina World Cup kit — 🇦🇷 ArgentinaVerdict: matecito Miku secured 🧉

Open the custody docket

Mock rigor only · no real court, no real authority